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1. "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." - Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001

2.  "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." - Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

3. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

4. "There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons." - South Bend, Indiana, Sept. 5, 2002

5. "There's an old...saying in Tennessee...I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once...(3 second pause)... Shame on...(4 second pause)...Shame on you....(6 second pause)...Fool me...Can't get fooled again." - Nashville, Tennessee, Sept. 17, 2002

6. "See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." - Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003

7. "The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the -- the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." - Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003

8. "I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend." - on visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005

9. "Wow! Brazil is big."  after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6, 2005

"Rarely is the question asked, 'Is our children learning'?" - Florence, S.C. Jan 11 2000
"The illiteracy level of our children are appalling." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004


Reading is the basics for all learning. - George W. Bush (Discussing his "Reading First" plan in Reston, Virginia, March 28, 2000)

My views are one that speaks to freedom. - George W. Bush (in Washington, D.C. on Jan. 29, 2004)

And it's a struggle between good and it's a struggle between evil. - George W. Bush in a speech (on terrorism) to the Cattle Industry Annual Convention and Trade Show at the Denver Convention Center (February 8, 2002)

We cannot let terrorists hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile. - George W. Bush (2000 in Des Moines, Iowa)

Our nation must come together to unite. - George W. Bush (June 4, 2001)

Will the highways on the Internet become more few? - George W. Bush (Concord, New Hampshire, January 29, 2000)

If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything! - George W. Bush (November 2, 2000 at Bellevue Community College)

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully. - George W. Bush (September 29, 2000 in Saginaw, Michigan)

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family - George W. Bush (January 27, 2000 in New Hampshire)

This very week in 1989, there were protests in East Berlin and in Leipzig. By the end of that year, every communist dictatorship in Central America had collapsed. - George W. Bush (November 6, 2003 in Washington, D.C.)

Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream. - George W. Bush (October 2000)

I think we agree, the past is over. - George W. Bush (May 10, 2000)