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Did you know all these things?

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
2. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
3. The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska.
4. The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% while in North America: 38%
5. The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
6. The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

7. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
8. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
9. The youngest pope was 11 years old.
10. The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
11. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested? Obsession
12. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? One thousand

 

How to pretend to be working

1. Frequent the Coffee Machine every hour.
2. Visit toilets as much as possible.
3. Re-visit toilets due to excessive coffee consumption.
4. Open a large document, put your hands up to your head so nobody can see your eyes and go asleep. Don't make noise or it will be noticed that you are asleep.
5. Pretend to look for things in your drawer.
6. Fix the height of your rotating chair.
7. Check your E-mail and reply to any that you have every 5 minutes.
8. Browse the internet.
9. Put on your favourite CD so you can't hear other people working beside you.
10. Arrange your desk twice a day by placing all the paperwork you have and sorting it. Make noise and get noticed that you are working.

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