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Yo Mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and down came the skittles.

Yo Mama so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.

Yo Mama is so fat she went in the ocean and all the whales started singing,"We are family".

Yo Mama is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball.

Yo Mama is so fat that Iraq threatened her with slim-fast if she didn't fart to intoxicate half the population.

Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

Yo Mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and made change.

Yo Mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.

Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo Mama is so fat that she owes the IRS $100,000 from using all that toilet paper.


Yo Mama is so ugly that the devil rejected her on the way to hell.

Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.

Yo Mama is so fat she makes a whale look like a pimple on her ass.

Yo Mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo Mama is so fat she made the gateway arch a circle on her tour through Louisiana.

Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo Mama so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.

Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.

Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo Mama so ugly she put the Boogie man outta business.

Yo Mama so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt.

Yo Mama so stupid she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor' she just did!

Yo Mama so stupid that when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"

Yo Mama so old she left her purse on Noah's Ark.

Yo Mama so old Jurassic Park brought back the memories.

Yo Mama so old she sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.

Yo Mama so old her first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter.