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Yo mama so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

Yo mama so fat she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!

Yo mama so fat folk exercise by jogging around her!

Yo mama so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

Yo mama so fat she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie

Yo mama so fat NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer

Yo mama so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...

Yo mama so fat small objects orbit her.

Yo mama so fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.

Yo mama so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

Yo mama so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

 

Yo mama so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

Yo mama so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!

Yo mama so fat she could be the eighth continent.

Yo mama so fat she nearly put Safeway out of business

Yo mama so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

Yo mama so fat her Uni graduation photo was an aerial

Yo mama so fat when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

Yo mama so fat she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

Yo mama so fat her fave food is seconds.

Yo mama so fat her belt size is Equator.

Yo mama so fat she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her.

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