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Yo mama so poor that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor they put her photo on food stamps.

Yo mama so poor when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.

Yo mama so poor she waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.

Yo mama so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.

Yo mama so poor when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.

Yo mama so poor the building society repossed her cardboard box.

Yo mama so poor she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.

 

Yo mama so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked her what she was doing....'Moving' she replied.

Yo mama so poor when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'

Yo mama so poor I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "Pick a corner...ANY corner..."

Yo mama so poor I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"

Yo mama so poor I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."

Yo mama so poor only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted...

Yo mama so poor when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."

Yo mama so poor she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.

Yo mama so poor closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping trolley....with a box on it...

Yo mama so poor she had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

Yo mama so poor I went into her 'living room', stepped on a Fag butt and she shouted - "Oi, who turned off the heater!"

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