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Yo Mama so stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Yo Mama so stupid she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner

Yo Mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.

Yo Mama so stupid she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!

Yo Mama so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo Mama so stupid when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"

Yo Mama so stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.

Yo Mama so stupid she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.

Yo Mama so stupid she sold her Car for Petrol cash!

 

Yo Mama so stupid she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund...

Yo Mama so stupid she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.

Yo Mama so stupid she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer - white out (tipp ex) is on the screen.

Yo Mama so stupid I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo Mama so stupid it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.

Yo Mama so stupid she invented a silent car alarm.

Yo Mama so stupid that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean

Yo Mama so stupid she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies...

Yo Mama so stupid she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.

Yo Mama so stupid she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday.

Yo Mama so stupid she lost her shadow.

Yo Mama so stupid she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job

Yo Mama so stupid she thought Hot Meals were stolen food.

Yo Mama so stupid she make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners.

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